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This is the 10 commandments of gaming. Every gamer should follow these very basic laws of gaming.


1. Thou shalt treat thy gaming platform like family.

2. Thine controller shalt not be desecrated nor destroyed.

3. Thou shalt not blame the internet lag unless it falls to the lowest level.

4. Thou shalt never cheat unless thine game has been beaten before (walkthroughs do not count.)

5. Thou shalt not pick on the n00bs (no matter how entertaining it is.)

6. Thou shalt not grief or spam.

7. Thou shalt take great care of thine discs/cartridges.

8. Games are to be shared with  thine friends (unless thou friends are proven to be untrustworthy or careless.)

9. Games are precious and unique, no matter what platform or company they are produced under.

10. These commandments shalt be unalterable, so long as gaming remains within humanity and beyond.
Id just like to thank the hundreds of you who have seen and conform to the commandments and to the dozens who have either faved, dowloaded or printed the commandments. I will see you all in gamer heaven one day. Viva la game!


These are the ten commandments of gaming. These form the unalterable principals of the gaming world. Long live gaming!
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Attonwubber Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ohhhh dear. Time to stop cheating on my games.
Games like Minecraft don't count, do they?
I'm completely addicted to my computer though. I've taken my love for it to the level that I have no social life apart from multi-player games and skype calls with other gamers.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes, though all sins can be forgiven. For penace; You must play two games of Slender without quitting, and getting more than two notes on each play-through.

Minecraft does count, unfortunately. And that is understandable; the real life really does suck at the best of times. But then there are things that gaming cannot fulfil, just as life can't fulfil our desires to die and endlessly respawn.
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Attonwubber Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I'm getting good at slender I sometimes don't scream and I have now gotten 1 page.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
That's an achievement, and I'm not saying that lightly. If you want a similar game that allows for faults; Look for Dream of the Blood Moon.
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FantasticMrRob Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AWESOME!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks mate
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TheNinjutsuArtist Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Awesome!!!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks ma man!
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Codemaster9999 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
I'm always looking to train new recruits. I don't like it when other players break the rules.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011  Student General Artist
Be my guest. Just give me credit though
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