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This is the 10 commandments of gaming. Every gamer should follow these very basic laws of gaming.


1. Thou shalt treat thy gaming platform like family.

2. Thine controller shalt not be desecrated nor destroyed.

3. Thou shalt not blame the internet lag unless it falls to the lowest level.

4. Thou shalt never cheat unless thine game has been beaten before (walkthroughs do not count.)

5. Thou shalt not pick on the n00bs (no matter how entertaining it is.)

6. Thou shalt not grief or spam.

7. Thou shalt take great care of thine discs/cartridges.

8. Games are to be shared with  thine friends (unless thou friends are proven to be untrustworthy or careless.)

9. Games are precious and unique, no matter what platform or company they are produced under.

10. These commandments shalt be unalterable, so long as gaming remains within humanity and beyond.
Id just like to thank the hundreds of you who have seen and conform to the commandments and to the dozens who have either faved, dowloaded or printed the commandments. I will see you all in gamer heaven one day. Viva la game!


These are the ten commandments of gaming. These form the unalterable principals of the gaming world. Long live gaming!
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:iconattonwubber:
Attonwubber Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ohhhh dear. Time to stop cheating on my games.
Games like Minecraft don't count, do they?
I'm completely addicted to my computer though. I've taken my love for it to the level that I have no social life apart from multi-player games and skype calls with other gamers.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes, though all sins can be forgiven. For penace; You must play two games of Slender without quitting, and getting more than two notes on each play-through.

Minecraft does count, unfortunately. And that is understandable; the real life really does suck at the best of times. But then there are things that gaming cannot fulfil, just as life can't fulfil our desires to die and endlessly respawn.
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Attonwubber Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I'm getting good at slender I sometimes don't scream and I have now gotten 1 page.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
That's an achievement, and I'm not saying that lightly. If you want a similar game that allows for faults; Look for Dream of the Blood Moon.
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FantasticMrRob Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AWESOME!
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks mate
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TheNinjutsuArtist Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Awesome!!!
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks ma man!
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Codemaster9999 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
I'm always looking to train new recruits. I don't like it when other players break the rules.
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011  Student General Artist
Be my guest. Just give me credit though
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:iconcodemaster9999:
Codemaster9999 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2011
Ok.
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:iconromantic-outlaw:
Romantic-Outlaw Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
All sins can be absolved. Your penance will be that should you see a n00b, help and guide him through the world of gaming.
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tealeaf27 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011   Writer
Love these and I agree with them :D

~♥~
Loup-garou
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Haha, seems many others do too. Thx a lot!

Number 10 should be finished by sunday. Am I annoying you with those posts?
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Ridalia Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
Gaming God don't want us to be Evil :3
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looking-glass-pear Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
:iconamensistaplz: I commend you for making this honourable work of art!!!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Thank you
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midnitestardust Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
This made it to the second page :D
Good job!
I agree with being kind and humble ^.^
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Is that what we should be every day?
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:iconmidnitestardust:
midnitestardust Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
Yes! ^_^ Absolutely~~
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LordSoulSicarious Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
Good rules :)
Also: Do practical jokes on friends who are unfamiliar with the game count as picking on n00bs?
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
as long as they find it funny, it counts
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Kiira1318 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These commandments shall be followed for the rest of my days.
Viva la game!
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Spread the word gamer! The unguided must be educated!
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Kiira1318 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The word must be spread to all four corners of the Earth if humanity is to be redeemed!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
For its mistreatement of gamers and writing off hardcore gaming as an addiction. They are wrong my friend! Gaming is a way of life and it doesn't matter how it sounds, that fact will never change
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Kiira1318 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Curse the ignorant fools who say gaming is a 'waste of time'. The ignorance! You and I, my friend, shall rise to the forefront of our generation, and gaming shall triumph!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Well said fellow Aussie
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Kiira1318 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only Aussies could ever be as awesome as you or I. Especially when it comes to games.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Awesome? might want to up it to Epic. I mean, we did invent the first tank so every design is actually plagerised from us. Of course, the countries did what they do best and made it look like they were the heroes
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Sazamika Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
When my friends doubt me and flame on me and my gaming, I shall show them THIS!!! Maybe I should print it out lol......
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Print all you want!
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Sazamika Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
Lol tomorrow XDD when my printer doesn't hate me.
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Cool,
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:iconhappyhappyx3:
happyhappyx3 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
I SHALL OBEY THESE LAWS.
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
AS A TRUE GAMER SHOULD!
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happyhappyx3 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
YES. <3
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xXIrishNinjaXx Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish everybody would follow these rules. Especially all those team-killing fuck-tards out there!
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Sometime we need to take the good with the bad. But, a little unpredictablity is good for the brain though.
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Lord-Falkner Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
YES!
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vadess40 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
I will do my best to follow these throughout my gaming career. Long live gaming!!
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Long live gaming!
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sky-underwater Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Much love. Forever will be followed. Thank you for being the one to write these down! <3
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
You are welcome, fellow gamer
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thecucuyo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
Hear, hear!
Long live the gaming nation!
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:iconschwarzer-carnifex:
Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Power to the gamers!
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:iconfatal425:
fatal425 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This is legit. Like seriously.
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Schwarzer-Carnifex Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Thx alot m8
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:iconfatal425:
fatal425 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I shall follow these...Like I do my religion.
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